When Kimberly and I were together, I worried that we didn’t have enough in common,” Trump said. “Now I realize I was very ...
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a series of furious Truth Social posts early Thursday morning, Donald J. Trump blasted the Norwegian Nobel Committee for awarding the 2026 Peace Prize to the Puerto ...
Last week, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made headlines by offering this vision of the military: “No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals.” Inspired by this wisdom, ...