Picture this: You just threw up your last pomegranate margarita in the airport bathroom. You’ve got hangxiety about that boy you had a DFMO with at Señor Frog’s last night. You’re getting dizzy at ...

Throngs of coeds with duffel bags (or garbage bags — we know how it is in college, we don’t judge) packed full of thongs are about to embark on South Beach for spring break. Whoo! And although the ...